With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see imperfect person perfectly.
When I fell for you, I fell Hard
If I ever write story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion time.
I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.
It will be Always YOU.
If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
Nothing Can replace you!
I love you. That’s all I know.
I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.
I dont need approval to be myself!!
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
I woke up like this
If we could only turn back time…
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword
My autobiography is this
Last day of class
Animal selfies are the best selfies
Got my coffee and donut
Goodnight, happy dreams
Let’s get lost together
Proof that I can do selfies better than you
When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and your’re like ‘shit i don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
Haven’t posted a #selfie in a bit.
Women’s are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.
When i was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
A friend will always make you Smile, specially when you don’t want to…
Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
All of my “let’s just be friends” are friends I don’t have anymore” – ‘Keep The Family Close’
“If I ever loved you I’ll always love you, that’s how I was raised” – ‘Keep The Family Close’
“All that grey in our conversation history” – ‘U With Me’
“I gave your nickname to someone else” – ‘Redemption’
“I miss the feeling of you missing me” – ‘Redemption’
“I made a career off reminiscing” – ‘U With Me?’
“I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do” – ‘Feel No pain’
“I’m lookin’ at they first week numbers like what are those/I mean you boys not even coming close”
“I gotta talk to God even though he isn’t near me/Based on what I got it’s hard to think he don’t hear me”
“If I was you, I wouldn’t like me either”
“You don’t worry ’bout fittin in when you custom made”
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Life goes on, with or without you.
If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
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What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
Thank you for making me feel less alone
The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
Crossfit? I play real sports
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
At dawn, we ride
you are enough
This seat is taken
I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
I had fun once, it was horrible
survived another “end of the world” scenario
Girls be like…
stop stop, I’m gunna pee
Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
Is I in trouble?
I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
It never rains during the weekend
Leave your lover
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away
I hate flying lessons
A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
OMG that’s so cute
I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation
Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
I love you this much
One does not simply “Let it go”
Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence wihtout suggesting other ideas
Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
Friends with a gang of geeks
Guess what I just did
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
On my way to school 🙂
You’re cute, can I have you?
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercule